Sunday, 10 February 2013

ROCKSTONEAID


This Saturday (16th) Bemis & the Sweetchunks Band will be playing a special gig at the Rockstone in Southampton.
On Sunday 3rd of Febuary the Rockstone pub in Southampton was robbed and £5000 was taken from the safe.
As a small business the Rockstone has taken a large hit, Wages need to be paid and so do suppliers.
       The Rockstone does needs help, BUT they are not asking for hand outs, they are just asking you to help the Rockstone help itself, by doing what it does best.
        So This Saturday Bemis & The Sweetchunks Band are putting on a free Gig. So come see Great Live music, Eat Great food and drink hearty!

Food all day and Music Starts at 8.

The full story is here:


The Rockstone:

Bemis

The Sweetchunks Band


Rock on Chaps!

Wednesday, 6 February 2013

RockstoneAID

Hullo chaps,
This was meant to be an announcement of the formation of the worlds greatest ever Sweetchunks related band; the inventively named, Sweetchunks Band!

BUT the birthplace of this supernatural leviathan of folk has come under attack!

Some thieving little shit broke into the Rockstone and stole £7000 from the safe.

This has been a major kick in the balls for Landlord and Lady Greenwood. So we decided to help the Greatest Pub on the Southcoast bounce back.

RockstoneAID will feature the SCB and our friends BEMIS. (They're lovely, Except the bassist...he's a massive bell end....


SATURDAY FEBUARY 16th Is RockstoneAID day. It's like LiveAID but with more Beards and Booze.

Come on Down and celebrate a great pub and at 8pm we have a wizard performing a syphilis curse on the thief. The more people we have the more syphilis the thief will get.

Any way...farewell Chunkfans

I must awaaaaaay!




By the way please say hello to:
Ash "Bass" Lines the new bassist.

I knew I'd forgotten something..

Sunday, 25 November 2012

Upcoming Gigs

Greetings!
          As you may have noticed things have gotten a little quiet around here. Lots of boring worky-nonmusic-bollocks stuff going on but nothing really that interesting to say!

HOWEVER!!!


I do have The new artwork for the No frills EP!!
Ta da!




IT will be familiar to those who shopped in kwik save!

Listen to and download the "No frills" EP for free!
Check out: http://www.reverbnation.com/Sweetchunksblakeledge to find it.


Also! 
I do have a load of new gigs lined up! Both Sweetchunks and Bemis!

In Chunkland we have some very exciting gigs coming up:

On Saturday 1st of December The Rockstone (Southampton) is celebrating its 1st anniversary and Max and Aimee have invited me down to play. As it is a pub that I have made my mark musically and financially (I have drunk so much there i am basicly an investor) Its an absolute pleasure to return, and be paid with Whiskey! This one is Free Entry!

I shall be taking part in Dirty Sky Jones' "Dirty Christmas party" at the Eastney Cellars (Portsmouth) on Saturday 22nd of December. Playing in Bemis and as Sweetchunks, there will be plenty Christmas covers and hearty fun......and shit.

NEW YEARS EVE!!! Bemis will be playing (and sleeping) at the Compasses Inn in Gomshal in Surrey......Inn. Free entry and there's a car park! and benches to pass out under and we will be supplying traffic cones!

Also I will be playing my First Wedgewood rooms (Portsmouth) Gig on Thursday December 27th. As part of a  Christmas "afterparty" of suchlike. It's only £2 so pop on down!



Upcoming Gigs:

SweetchunksRockstone 1st birthday, SotonSat 1st Dec
BemisRopemakers, BridportFri 7th Dec
BemisEastney Cellars, PortsmouthSat 15th Dec
Bemis & ChunksEastney Cellars, Dirty ChristmasSat 22nd Dec
SweetchunksWedgewood Rooms, PortsmouthThurs 27th Dec
Bemis & ChunksCompasses Inn, GomshallThurs 31st Dec
2013
SweetchunksLittle Johnny Russells, PortsmouthTues 8th Jan
BemisSun Inn, GoldammingSat 12th Jan
SweetchunksThe Railway, WinchesterFri 18th Jan
BemisThe Drawing room, CheshamSat 19th Jan
BemisCompasses Inn, GomshallSat 25th Jan
BemisEastney Cellars, PortsmouthThurs 31st Jan
BemisGriffin, FromeSat 20th Apr 


Well that's about it for now.

Ta ta!

Sunday, 9 September 2012

New EP

What Ho crackers!
                            Well I have a New Ep out Called No Frills. Mainly because I have no money spent all my money on the recording.and have nothing left for album art and c.d reproduction. So each album is hand "pressed" myself. so it's more authentic..... that's my story and I'm sticking to it.

It feature four choons:

Devil at the Door
Chips whiskey and gold
Portsdown hill
Drink up.

It's £3 incidentally.

If your interested in a copy Give me a message or Speak to me at a gig.

I'll put up a page on the site for ordering over Paypal for a digital copy.                 


                      Heres the current list of upcoming Gigs, Both Sweetchunks & with Bemis.
Keep uptodate here:http://www.sweetchunks.co.uk/upcoming-gigs.html
BemisOld house at home, PortsmouthSat 22nd Sept
SweetchunksOasis Bar, SouthamptonThurs 27th Sept
BemisTichbourne Arms, SouthamptonFriday 28th Sept
BemisSomething Else Fest, Forest of DeanSat 29th Sept
BemisCompasses inn, GomshallFri 5th Oct
BemisWorkers Party, PortsmouthSat 6th Oct
BemisJoshua Tree, SouthamptonSat 13th Oct
BemisSun inn, GoldammingSat 27th Oct
BemisBarley Mow, PortsmouthThurs 8th Nov
BemisGriffin Inn, FromeSat 10th Nov
BemisRopemakers, BridportFri 7th Dec
BemisEastney Cellars, PortsmouthSat 15th Dec
Bemis & ChunksEastney Cellars, Dirty ChristmasSat 22nd Dec



Until Next time Chaps.

Sunday, 29 April 2012

New Dates, no i dont mean fruit.


Hail mein Chap-Freunds.

New Dates to put in your diaries..

Bemis: Thurs 24th May. Barley Mow,Southsea. 8pm
Bemis: Sun 3rd June. Victorious Vintage, Portsmouth. 8pm
Bemis: Weds 20th June. Jolly Lorry Solstice Adventure. 8pm
Bemis: Fri 29th June.Boat Project, Eastney Cellars.
Bemis: Fri 7th July. Battfest, Brighton 
Bemis: Sat 8th Peterborough arts festival.
Bemis: Fri 27th July. Compasses inn,Gomshall. 8pm
Bemis: Sun 26th Aug. Gomstock, Gomshall 12pm
Bemis: Sat 22nd Sept. Old house at home, Southsea 8pm


Maaaayyyyyyn Chunks is busy!


In other news, i went shopping spent a lot on cheese. Ate it too quickly... feel sick now....


ta ta.
T

Wednesday, 25 April 2012

New Gigs,New Recorder, New Ep


Yo m'Chaps!

First of all heres a few new Gigs:

Sweetchunks: Tuesday August 7th Little Johnny Rustles, Southsea

Sweetchunks: Friday June 15th 2012 The Old house at home, Southsea

Bemis: Friday 22nd June 2012 The Thomas Lord, West Meon, 

Bemis: Friday 29 June – 20.00 The Cellars at Eastney, Southsea

Dont forget to stuff your eye bits with my other Bemis and sweetchunks dates here: upcoming gigs



Quite a large selection of musical and anecdotal treats for your eye mouths to digest with a beverage, be it cold or warm.
     Firstly we at Bemis HQ are about to send the new "Personal Demons" record into Ear Orbit. only two days to go.
 Those lucky whosy whatsits at the Compasses inn in Gomshall shall be the first to sampleit. This friday from 9ish*
We will have copies of the record for all those present to turn into expensive musical coasters, so if you want one pop on down!

Secondly after the false start of being sent a broken recording studio (that i was refunded for) i now have my tape deck recorder. So as soon as I get the tapes I hope to get the Ep into the musical furnace to start smelting that Bitch for you..

I have the tracks in order, the name and an artist to do me some art work. so Brace your faces for some chunky goodness to put on your shelves.*2

Also after much waiting and worrying....

My Nautical themed Pashmina afghan has arrived.


So get your Towels ready, It's about to go down!


Ta Ta Chaps!

www.sweetchunks.co.uk


*Best to say "ish" punctuality is not one of our skills.
*2 That is of course, if i survive my stag do on the 4th....



Saturday, 7 April 2012

New Tunes from Tiny Birds!

What up Chapites!

I got a Request from a Band I Gigged with in London eons ago....
They've sent me their two new tracks to Slip in my earholes and hulk smash the keyboard until words come out!

Tiny Birds are a tasty group from the Smoke who play Indie Folk or what ever its called nowadays.

When we Gigged at Nambucca they Impressed me for two reasons

1.They had a Banjo
2.Dispite playing to an audience that was 50% me, (due to a promotor who needs to fuck off back into his own arsehole) they fucking went for it as if the venue was loaded.

Both of the soon to be reviewed tunes were played and i have to say i've been looking forward to getting hold of some of their music.


The Review

I suppose I should get the comparison to "Mumford and sons" out the way, so my more metal minded friends don't get confused when its not Death Meatal in thier lug holes... there are hints of Laura Marling in the vocal melody composition, and even a bit of Blur wierdness in the Lyrics.
    The actual sound is quite..."Safe" by folk standards, straying close to "Mumford" (without the God Crap). It may be a welcome change in Indie/Electro Britain, but it is in danger of getting lost in the the folk scene.
    The fun comes in the energy of the live show and the Lyrics provide the originality wth a hint of strangeness, Similar to a Chap whos been out in the sun with the pimms for too long.

By the By..
Im not going to review anything about recording quality, or levels or crap like that. I'm interested in weather i like the song or not.
"For god sakes Jim im a Folk Musician not an Engineer!!"


Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Your Anger
This one has a pleasant little riff and chuggs along nicely, nothing too out there but a good little tune. Sadly it has lost a bit of energy and speed since i heard it live.  
I like the Combination on Ukulele and Banjo on this track it gives it a very summeryjamacanyhilbilly feel but the vocals and the skiffle style drumming root it nicely back in Blighty. Combined with the Dexy's midnight runners style Chorus it makes you think to yourself that if you saw it live you would be dancing. The record itself sounds a bit more relaxed, by comparison to Tiny Birds Live. 


I do However,love the quiet middle part, its like Jamaican Trumpton!
Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum (the song not the man) has a slow build that leads to an interesting little chord motif..y thing.I was expecting a drop and some fast foot-stomping after the build up,but its nice to be surprised every now and its a great little chilled out song. The end sequence feels like it could easily jammed with live, and makes you want to hear more.
   The Use of Jeff's Filmography as an Lyrical device Is a tasty idea.
But i do want to talk to the lyricists tooth-fairy as I only got 50p for a tooth.  
 
A good pair of tracks they work well together,I do suggest listening to Jeff first though. Have a chill with a nod to the 'Blum before having a dance.. in your mind.


Bring on the Album.

"Jeff" and "Dont let the sun" will be released on the 9th of April. It's free so there's no excuse not to! meanwhile have a look here:http://tinybirds.bandcamp.com/


Ta Ta 
Chunks